Sexless in the City

Sometimes reading romance novels doesn’t quite prepare you for a love life...

For this 30-year-old urbanite, love is always a misadventure: The Harvard Lickwit, Hippie the Groper, the 5% Man, and the Ad Weasel. These and many other men wander in and out of her life — but never her bed.

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

December contest, week 1

Contestants, your challenge: Devise a creative caption relating this swank photophone pic to Anna’s life. I know it might seem a stretch ... but that’s why it’s creative! It’s not like Poster Boy won last year’s BRWS trophy for nothing. Which reminds me: we will have find a new trophy this year, alas. Turns out somehow a couch got dropped on PB’s precious purity massager ... which might render him once again vulnerable to backrubs and DTRs alike.

Suggestions on this year’s trophy? Maybe I’ll pick something up in Arizona or Cali during my holidays.

One week to get your captions in, so don’t delay.