Sexless in the City

Sometimes reading romance novels doesn’t quite prepare you for a love life...

For this 30-year-old urbanite, love is always a misadventure: The Harvard Lickwit, Hippie the Groper, the 5% Man, and the Ad Weasel. These and many other men wander in and out of her life — but never her bed.

Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Call ’em the Clinton kids

No real surprise here. Just confirmation of something Sgt. Ex-sessories declared to me in anecdotal fashion on some occasions. Who knew? Perhaps he shoulda been a pollster. Instead of a former Air Force guy with a tongue ring and tricked-out Jeep (but they weren’t accessories, these modifications he’d added; oh no — it was “necessary equipment” all the way).

Coming later today: word on the Sexless contest and a major promotion for the Captain.