The mysticism-sex connection
Shortly before going to bed tonight, I happened to check my email again. To my surprise, I saw an email with a feminine username that referenced a headline from a w4m Craigslist ad.
But somehow I doubt she’d really be that good ... as a psychic. I mean, she sent the ad to me (not to mention, has a terrible ability to sense the proper use of punctuation :-o). What makes her think I believe there’s a soulmate to be found? A lover with great sex-ESP, yes (hey, I read those romance novels carefully! I know they were really sex-ed manuals in disguise), but a soulmate, not so much. That Soulmatch profile I created? That was just helping out — you know, like on Friendster. Because, um, me being on there could really help those guys to meet a great woman ... who is listed among my friends. Yeah.
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Apparently a psychic can get me laid? Enh, but knowing who the lucky chap will be kinda spoils all the fun. And really, none of her other offers sound that enticing either:
- “Tell me my past” — I’m telling my past, damnit!
- “Explain your present” — she has a gift for me? Besides the email? Hmmmm. “There’s no such thing as a free lunch,” as my econ profs used to say ... and (generally) no such thing as a string-free present from strangers.
- Finally, “change your future” — now that one’s downright scary! Does she think she’s God or something? That she knows better what a future should hold than the one I’ve got coming? Thanks, but I’ll stick with being mystified. Good for the patience, anyway. And I hear that’s a very useful talent ...
But somehow I doubt she’d really be that good ... as a psychic. I mean, she sent the ad to me (not to mention, has a terrible ability to sense the proper use of punctuation :-o). What makes her think I believe there’s a soulmate to be found? A lover with great sex-ESP, yes (hey, I read those romance novels carefully! I know they were really sex-ed manuals in disguise), but a soulmate, not so much. That Soulmatch profile I created? That was just helping out — you know, like on Friendster. Because, um, me being on there could really help those guys to meet a great woman ... who is listed among my friends. Yeah.
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