Because: yes, folks, at 1:30 p.m. on a Friday afternoon, that’s just what I heard through the thin walls of my building. Either her boyfriend’s here on vacation, or it’s another woman besides The Melodramatic Wailer who gave last night’s early-evening performance. Maybe this one could be called The Grunter Who Believes in God — she certainly thanks Him at the end, anyway. But just once, like celebrities winning a Grammy.
Man, oh man. Who knew moving into this building would result in private performances from the Vagina Monologues?!!