Sexy, fascinating

... but not really about sex. See also mail order chickens.

And speaking of mail-order “goods,” a recent email:

From: maleorder@yahoo!.com
Subject: Iam cheerful,kind and loving
Date: April 26, 2005 11:14:07 AM EDT
Reply-To: maleorder@yahoo!.com

My dear,
My name is ANITA MANN. I need cheerful,kind and loving man to take care of me for the rest of my life.I promise i will make a good house wife and you will never regrate having somebody like me.If you are intrested write back to me.
Thanks,
Anita Mann

I hate to tell her I’m a woman. But I am curious about this “regrating” business ... maybe she could help me get a job in construction? I hear they pay well, and the men are hot.