Tech note and other news
Since February was no contest at all (just one ever-faithful entrant), I’m printing Frasier’s entry as today’s item. What can I say? I’ve been sicker than a dog lately. A girl just don’t meet guys that way. And the way my brain’s been lately ... not sure I dare dive into the “archives” for more his-tory, Michael Jackson-style or otherwise.
Accountant — Good figures attract his interest but get your story straight: He hates anything that doesn’t add upIs that a blush I feel coming on?!! Not quite the “What relationship is your job like?” entries I anticipated ... but funny stuff nonetheless. Wish me health and good luck with an editing test for a long-term contracting job that may pay quite well! Finishing it off today, to mail back to California (they would let me telecommute). Then back with more first-person blogging as you expect — maybe even a Spooning Fork!
Boss — Be wary if he calls you into his office to take something down for him
Caddy — Someone with balls who can advise on “fore!” play
Deputy manager — Rarely satisfied with present position; wants a head job
Engine driver – Knows how to press all the right buttons and pull all the right levers to get things steamy
Fisherman — A master baiter who would love to get his hooks into you
Hard hat — Unlikely to be the only thing that’s hard
Journalist — At first, will want you exclusively but will quickly lose interest when you become yesterday’s news
Lawyer — Briefs can be sexy and always game for anything legal.
Policeman/woman – Masochistic? Will belt you, cuff you, jail you – and wear a uniform while doing it!
PR person — Will soon have you in a spin but prone to believe own publicity
Roy Orbison Impersonator – will ensure you enjoy the Big O
Shoe shine boy — You may be revealing more than you think to him. (See Anna’s red shoe blog.)
Unemployed — Always ready to try a new position
Wrecker — Good at pulling things down. Be careful it’s not your panties