A man-date to mate? (pt. 4)
Related to the fame theme, check back soon for a discussion of why headshots (ahem) don’t always help a man’s cause...
Stalker #1
Met through: an early internet-dating site (this was circa 1996)
Number of dates and pseudo-dates: none
First date: that is to say, meeting: his appearance at my Thursday-night show of Fiddler on the Roof
Age difference: 1 year
Profession: professional caffeine consumer — I mean, web geek-cum-student
Where the money went: Dr. Peppers, coffee, and all his internet bills!
Theme song: “Java Jive”
Stalker #2
Met through: bitter-cold-of-winter swing-dance party sponsored by my church
Number of dates and pseudo-dates: 1? I’ve tried to block those memories out …
First date: not applicable
Age difference: 18 years at least
Profession: former teacher, aspiring CIA/FBI operative
Where the money went: lunch
Theme song: “Istanbul (Not Constantinople)”
Swinger #1
Met through: swing dancing at Bash on Ash
Number of dates and pseudo-dates: 0
First date: let’s say, first dance; a very-hot version of “Bei Mir Bist Du Schön” from the Swing Kids soundtrack; my first clue as to why some warn that dancing leads to sex …
Age difference: 2 years?
Profession: college student
Where the money went: N/A
Theme song: “Bei Mir Bist Du Schön”
Swinger #2
Met through: my naïve fan-appreciation chit-chat after the show
Number of dates and pseudo-dates: 0
First date: make that conversation; we chat about music and such while he smokes out back; when he asks if he can kiss me I suddenly find a great segue to avidly talking about Jesus
Age difference: 15 years? His gray hair was pronounced
Profession: pianist for a fairly successful California-based swing band
Where the money went: N/A
Theme song: “Red Light”
Swinger #3
Met through: concert at the Bash on Ash, a one-time Tempe music/dance venue (very popular on the swing scene in its day)
Number of dates and pseudo-dates: 1
First date: post-concert meal at Denny’s (followed by a not-great make-out session in the back of my friend’s car)
Age difference: 15 years
Profession: lead singer for a British swing band (they covered T-Rex for the Truman Show soundtrack)
Where the money went: late-night serving of eggs? (I was too sheepish and ignorant to recognize the mooch-potential of our pseudo-date)
Theme song: “Twentieth Century Boy”
The Tim Robbins Type
Met through: a monthly cocktail event through which I was indirectly introduced by the Harvard Lickwit
Number of dates and pseudo-dates: 0
First date: make that conversation too: our walk from the bar 8 blocks up and a few over to the corner where he finally hailed a cab for me rather than walk me across town to my west-side destination (conscience dictated he should ensure a heel-clad woman got there safely)
Age difference: at least 20
Profession: works in an industry where “every conversation is grist for the mill”
Where the money went: my cab fare across town and (on account of the change) a much-needed BLT, milk and banana later
Theme song: still workin’ on that one...
The Winner
Met through: undergraduate math class — but really, we met at a Campus Crusade for Christ meeting and then realized we had the class together
Number of dates and pseudo-dates: 1
First date: coffee at the local Coffee Plantation
Age difference: 5 months
Profession: (currently) an engineer
Where the money went: coffee, gas
Theme song: Sarah MacLachlan’s “I Will Remember You”
The other men: Ad Weasel to Geriatric Gent (pt. 1), Global Crossings Guy to Leather Daddy (pt. 2), Married Man to Sft. Ex-sessories (pt. 3).
By-the-Buy
Seen | Heard | |
Swing Kids | soundtrack | |
Indigo Swing | All Aboard | |
The Truman Show | DVD | soundtrack |
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